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Dgar

dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: jokes, memes, politics, weird thoughts, music.

I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like from me simply means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio

Dgar

1 year ago •

Dgar
1 year ago •

One Two Three Four!
I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your #AltText!!

A portrait of a renaissance figure wearing a green cloak and red skull cap.
THIS IS A MEME CHECKPOINT

SHOW ME THE MOST RECENT MEME SAVED TO YOUR PHONE

#alttext

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Dgar

1 year ago •

A doctor and a suit are in discussion in a hospital.
Doctor: ... and once they're cured, we send them home.
Suit: That's wonderful, but when is the profit generated?
Doctor: Erm, there isn't any profit, this is a hospital, we cure people, make them better
Suit: But how do my corporate mates get rich from this?
Doctor: They don't. This is a hospital. For saving lives.
Suit: Super. But who gets rich?
Doctor: No one is meant to get rich, this is a hospital
Suit: Sorry, you've lost me. If it's not for making money, what's it for?
Doctor: For helping the sick and dying
Suit: No. We need to start again. Who gets the money?
Doctor: Nobody. We spend it all on helping the sick ...
suit: Jesus! It's like a foreign language! THE MONEY!!! WHO GETS THE MONEY!!! AAV

@GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

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ein kleines z

1 year ago •

Cartoon drawing of Schroedinger standing next to a box. He says: "I don't know if the cat is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"
The box says: "Miaow"
Schroedinger replies: "Shut up"

@GJ Groothedde 🇪🇺

Dgar

1 year ago •

A hand-painted sign with floral decorations reads:
UNATTENDED CHILDREN WILL BE GIVEN AN ESPRESSO AND A FREE PUPPY

the trouble with mia :baner:🇵

1 year ago •

chalkboard outside a shop reads
All Americans must be accompanied by an adult

@Dgar

acid

1 year ago •

Cartoon. Aliens land on earth. 2 evil horned aliens talk to humanity: "People of earth. We are taking control of all production. You will only be paid 50% of the value you create, free housing and food will only meet basic needs, you'll be slaves for the maximum you're productive, 4 hours/day, 4 days/week." "Mwa ha ha"
The human crowd celebrate.
The aliens talking to each other: "Oh no, a capitalist society" "Ugh, it's only fun to enslave civilized planets."

@Dgar

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Hot TⒶkes and DⒶnk Memes

1 year ago •

same energy:

InfoSecBen

1 year ago •

my most recent meme.

Anakin and Padme meme: Anakin says “wildfires caused by climate change are making it dangerous to be outside for any length of time.” Then Padme says “so you are going to support climate protests, ban fossil fuels, and make companies pay to fix it right?” Then Anakin is silent as the two are obscured by orange smog.

Karen Dorman

1 year ago •

Two elderly women in frumpy cardigans talking. One says: My joints are stiff. The other replies: You're rolling them too tight.

@Dgar

OkayKay

1 year ago •

One last meme ....

Pictures of a Viking warrior with metal helmet and long braided beard

Pick your battles.
Pick fewer battles than that.
Put some battles back.
That's still too many battles.

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CatSalad🐈🥗 (D.Burch) :blobcatrainbow:

1 year ago •

IKEA's shark plushie tragically flattened to demonstrate usefulness of vacuum bags

RamenCatholic 🐢🌈

1 year ago •

Does this count as a meme? It's not new or well known, but I believe it has the potential for internet immortality.

Spread the word!

Image: a pretty face wearing dark make-up, with green hair.

Text: "Naked Woman Chases Jehovah's Witnesses Off Her Porch and Down the Street Yelling, "Succumb to my Devil Vagina Magic"

jenifer daniels ♎ :verified:

1 year ago •

Fisher price "my first well actually" roy box cover meme

@Dgar

Ruby Sinreich

1 year ago •

Here's the latest and an oldie but goodie

Broke: trickle down economics

Woke: Piñata economics

5 dollar box

Ian Molton likes this.

Lord Caramac the Clueless, KSC

1 year ago •

Confederate flag, but the stars are Pac-Man style cartoon ghosts wearing MAGA hats, getting eaten by a coronavirus Pac-Man

@Dgar

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